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As we all begin to take part in the festivities of the day, let us not forget what today is really about. Stores are now opening on Thursday to promote the commercialization of Christian mythology taking away from the spirit and meaning of what today is really about. I had originally thought about a diatribe against the machine for bastardizing the little time we get to spend away from work, but alas I am relenting and simply going to sum up today with one statement. Happy gluttony and football day to you and yours. May your day be spent getting seconds (or thirds, or fourths) between quarters, and naps between games. May your pants get unbuttoned whether your team wins or loses. And to those of you like me that have to work tomorrow, may inspiration hit you on things to do to your coworkers' desks while they are among the hordes of sheeple pissing away money on Friday deals that really aren't deals. Happy Thanksgiving